Don't Marry a Software Engineer

Don't Marry a Software Engineer

> > HUSBAND - HI DEAR,I AM LOGGED IN.
> > WIFE - HAVE YOU BROUGHT THE SAREE.
> > HUSBAND - BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME.
> > WIFE - BUT I TOLD YOU ABOUT IT IN MORNING
> > HUSBAND - ERRONEOUS SYNTAX, ABORT,RETRY,CANCEL.

> > WIFE - HEE BHAGWAN !FORGET IT WHERE'S YOUR SALARY.
> > HUSBAND - FILE IN USE,READ ONLY,TRY AFTER SOME TIME.
> > WIFE - AT LEAST GIVE ME YOUR CREDIT CARD,I CAN DO SOME SHOPPING.
> > HUSBAND - SHARING VIOLATION,ACCESS DENIED.
> > WIFE - I MADE A MISTAKE IN MARRING YOU.
> > HUSBAND - DATA TYPE MISMATCH.
> > WIFE - YOU ARE USELESS.
> > HUSBAND - BY DEFAULT.
> > WIFE - WHO WAS THERE WITH YOU IN THE CAR THIS MORNING.
> > HUSBAND - SYSTEM UNSTABLE,PRESS Ctrl+Alt+Del, TO
> > REBOOT.
> > WIFE - WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SOME SNACKS ?
> > HUSBAND - HARD DISK FULL.
> > WIFE - WHAT IS THE RELATION BETWEEN YOU & YOUR RECEPTIONIST.
> > HUSBAND - THE ONLY USER WITH WRITE PERMISSION.
> > WIFE - WHAT IS MY VALUE IN YOUR LIFE.
> > HUSBAND - UNKNOWN VIRUS DETECTED.
> > WIFE - DO YOU LOVE ME OR YOUR COMPUTER.
> > HUSBAND - TOO MANY PARAMETERS.
>
> > WIFE - I WILL GO TO MY DADS HOUSE.
> > HUSBAND - PROGRAM PERFORMED ILLEGAL OPERATION,IT WILL CLOSE.
> > WIFE - I WILL LEAVE YOU FOR EVER.
> > HUSBAND - CLOSE ALL PROGRAMS & LOG OUT FOR ANOTHER USER.
> > WIFE - IT IS WORTHLESS TALKING TO YOU
> > HUSBAND - SHUT DOWN THE COMPUTER.
> > WIFE - I AM GOING
> > HUSBAND - ITS NOW SAFE TO TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER.